Nephele

Nephele was one of the most eccentric beings in mythology. She was the personification of a cloud. She was invited by a powerful god to come to his house for dinner. “You can’t overlook my house because it is huge and white,” he said. Nephele could not refuse because clouds are forced to go with the wind. She put on her most splendid Greek dress.

Diner was delicious, but for dessert the god raped her. 

“I’m the Wolf of the White House,”, he explained during her submission. Nephele wept broken-hearted so lots of rain overflowed the house and the whole land. But because she was a cloud she could not only easily be penetrated but also easily restore her virginity...