Chloe

“I love you!” Chloe shouted.

“But I love boys!” Daphnis recalled.

“So do I!” Chloe cried.

Daphnis came to her and asked: “Didn’t you somehow notice that I love boys?”

“Me too,” Chloe sulked.

“You need a kind of chameleon,” Daphnis determined, “I’ll send you one.”

But his chameleon didn't seem to like anybody.

(Chloe wept a lot but later on she fell in love with a girl. All is well that ends well.)